AM Static Jesus - Day 2
I woke up dry heaving, worst hangover since...oof...the Bush Administration? There was a horrible screeching - like teeth grinding against the fork while eating, but really loud and add chalkboard fingernails sound in my head. I didn't want to open my eyes. But suddenly I smelled smoke and saw reddish flickering lights beyond my eye lids. I open my eyes The radio was on fire. Literally. It had 2 shot glasses of overflowing alcohol on fire. Very pretty blue flame. No clue where they came from. The screeching was horrible, so I sat up straight, holding my ears. Everything went away. Gone. Instantly. Nausea. Headache. Screeching. All suddenly gone. And what I can only describe as a deeper kind of quiet than I've personally known. "Good morning!" with the kind of morning cheer that I loathe. It was him again. And I'm not capitalizing that because I'm not quite sure who this is yet or what's going on. I just woke up. I...